Indian Girl: Mere Char Bhai Aur Tin Bahanen Hain Aapke Kitne Hain? American Girl: Meri Koi Bahan Nahin Hai Lekin Pahli Mammi Se Tin Papa Aur Pahle Papa Se Char Mammi Hain
A girl and a boy got married. Aap Yakeen Nahi Karoge ke Doosre Din hi Unka Bacha hua . . . . . . . . Khaana Kharab ho Geya! Fridge Mein Nahi Rakha tha na... Don't be shocked... just read it again carefully!
Boy: Motivate Kar. Girl: Kisko? Boy: Kisko nahi, Kiska? Girl: Kiska? Boy: Mera. Aa raha hun 30 mins main. Moti wait kar!
All local trains in Mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of an "overweight girl called Varsha. Just heard an announcement in Hindi saying, "Bhaari VARSHA Ke Karan Sabhi Gadiyan Deri Se Chal Rahi Hain!"
Boy: I love you. Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na? Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho? Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun. Girl: Kaun Se College? Boy: "IIN", Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni!